So this is belated, but it’s still funny so here goes.
My sister gave me the following two gifts:
My first thought was “amazing gifts that will get used daily”. Then I started to think about what her gifts say about me:
1. I have great sister who really knows me.
2. I got two gifts that will definitely get use.
3. I may have a bit of a caffeine addiction.
4. Perhaps I talk a little too much about my love of wine.
5. My sister is a smart ass.