If you could get your DAMN kid’s DAMN coloring book out of my DAMN bed, that would be helpful. I’d like to get some DAMN sleep!
“Mommy, I really loooove your shoes! Are you suuuure I can’t wear them a little longer??”
The real question is; who DOESN’T wear a knit cap and Little Gym medal to walk their dog?
The Goon Room 
I like the second. I think all kids love to wear their mom’s shoe.